Where to watch Swept Away
1/2 Star
On a sailing trip from Greece to Italy a rich heiress and an Italian fisherman are separated from the vessel and drift ashore, stranded together on a deserted island. Madonna is intermediately very effective and laughable as the spoiled, arrogant, and wealthy capitalist. Giannini is a deckhand on the yacht she has chartered. Once the pair become shipwrecked on an island, the tables are turned as he dominates her in this sloppy retread that lacks the gripping message about class and the sexes that was such a central theme to the original’s success.
This quirky film looks beautiful with picturesque locations and the stars toned torsos. Yet, after the brutally honest look at isolation presented in Cast Away, it is impossible to believe that this marooned couple have such easy access to materials, shelter and fire. These lapse in logic or any semblance of realism is what ultimately drowns this misguided effort. Those that stick with the film for the conclusion will be treated to the most bewildering ending in memory. People cry, lovers long and we still don’t care.
Director: Guy Ritchie
Stars: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Bruce Greenwood