Everyone loved the dialogue from Juno, but Diablo Cody’s cheap Joss Whedon wannabe talk is never at its worst than in Jennifer’s Body. Hats off to casting Megan Fox though, who’s vapid personality actually suites Cody’s words. There are some choice lines spoken by Fox’s character in the film, but they are lost in an ocean of bad ones. Never really funny, scary or just plain entertaining, this movie is a complete mess.
Although I will admit the basic idea is quite intriguing. What would happen if you tried to sacrifice a virgin to the devil to gain fame and wealth? Only thing is she’s Megan Fox…and she ain’t no virgin. (“I’m not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that *hurts*. I couldn’t even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.” – Jennifer Check)
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