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Scream 4 (2011) – Review

October 5, 2011 in Horror, Reviews

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3 Stars

Scream 4 has the uncanny ability to deconstruct itself while simultaneously presenting the viewer with more of the same with updated references to Facebook stalking, the Saw franchise, Channing Tatum, and of course articulate teens debating the merits of horror movies. The self aware postmodern metanarrative format that writer Kevin Williamson is able to re-inject into the once popular franchise is the film’s greatest pleasure; there are no aliens, zombies or asian ghost girls. Stylistically this picture falls seamlessly in line with the previous films. Returning director Wes Craven has filled the screen with a similar color palette, set design and tone that he so successfully employed on those earlier blockbusters.
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Devil (2010) – Review

September 18, 2011 in Horror, Reviews

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1 1/2 Stars

Once heralded director M. Night Shyamalan (The Last Airbender) takes a story credit and producer tag in this first entry in his Night Chronicles series. Devil begins with a Bible passage suggesting that Satan walks among us in human form. Immediately thereafter we are introduced to four people soon to be stranded in an elevator somewhere amongst the middle floors of a high-rise office building. As the story progresses it becomes increasingly apparent that one of the passengers is something other than human. A subplot involving two policeman investigating a troubling suicide is awkwardly interwoven into this silly film, Devil is reminiscent of Shyamalan’s The Happening in that it alternates from curiously watchable to howlingly absurd. Viewers unwilling to delve deep into suspension of disbelief will have an awfully difficult time finding much to admire in this so-called thriller.
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Creature (2011) – Review

September 10, 2011 in Horror, Reviews

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2 1/2 Stars

At first glance Creature seems like any other R-rated monster flick. The difference comes about 40 minutes in when the film begins to twist and change into a strange kick-butt take names later, extremely messed up sexual interplay and monster movie. Creature might be the year’s smartest horror film. Unfortunately there’s nothing scary about it, and the R-rating is more for sexuality than gore. With that in mind the movie strives for something different than your average horror film, a story. It’s easy to see why The Bubble Factory thought it had something here.

The beginning is a little confusing with the lack of dialogue and who was who’s sibling talk, but it’s all important in the end and had I known this wouldn’t be your average monster slasher movie I would have paid a little more attention. There’s even some stuff to look back on and realize what was going on after some reveals later in the movie. Ultimately Creature falls prey to the same problems that plagued The Green Lantern, long and soft setups with distant and weak payoffs. The film tries to trick the viewer into thinking they are seeing a standard college-age kids go off into the swamp camping and exploring only to meet their untimely deaths at the hands of some terrifying monster flick. This takes up about 40 minutes of the movie (with no deaths and no monster, most horror fans may get bored!) and by that time we are settled into this “fact”, but then the story begins to take a few turns. Being that the majority of the setups for these turns take place at the beginning of the film, the changes feel almost as if they come out of left field. Honestly Creature suffers from the exact opposite problems that 2006′s Hatchet had, it has too much story and not enough fun gore. Of course both come up empty in the suspense department (well except one moment in Creature thanks to Sid Haig’s performance). It’s almost as if you can’t believe the movie is taking a different road. I can’t go into any other details as it would ruin the twists, which would make any viewing of the film almost a complete waste.
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Mr. Brooks (2007) – Review

August 11, 2011 in Drama, Horror, Reviews

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4 Stars

Mr. Brooks has just been voted ‘Man of the Year’ but is hiding a dark secret. He’s actually a serial killer known as ‘The Thumbprint Killer’, a murder responsible for dozens of deaths in Oregon. During his latest murder spree a man happens to have photographic evidence of Mr. Brooks in the act. Using this as levegae the man simply known as Mr. Smith (an excellent Dane Cook) negotiates a deal in which Brooks will teach him and eventually take him to commit a murder. Thats the setup for the brilliant Mr. Brooks an audacious, gripping movie filled with superb acting, top notch direction and beautiful cinematography. Kevin Costner is at his best here playing a man whos both a concerned father and raging sociopath.Costner’s interior monologue is personified in the form of actor William Hurt, their interaction while taking place mostly within Mr. Brook’s head are spellbinding and the two thespians are Oscar worthy in their respective portrayals.
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Hellraiser: Inferno (2000) – Review

July 28, 2011 in Horror, Reviews

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2 1/2 Stars

The fifth official entry in the Hellraiser series is the first to debut straight-to-DVD and it’s too bad because this frequently disturbing film would have benefited from a larger budget. Purists of the franchise will no doubt discard Inferno as inferior due to the lack of Pinhead and other cenobites that have dominated previous sequels. Too be fair thats a valid argument, there is very little that ties this picture into the overall mythology built up over parts one through four. The story feels like it was originally set as a straight forward police procedural before the Hellraiser segments were grafted on in order to sell the film to a built in fan base. If that isn’t the case then the screenplay by Paul Harris Boardman and director Scott Derrickson builds steadily for an hour before totally going off the rails in the last act. Situations become confused and the main character awakes from a ‘in was only a dream’ stupor nearly half a dozen times. It gets to the point that the audience doesn’t know whats supposed to be played on the level of reality and what is happening in this dream state, which ultimately causes indifference. Read the rest of this entry →

 

The Roommate (2011) – Review

June 13, 2011 in Drama, Horror, Reviews

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1 Star

A silly and highly preposterous so-called ‘thriller’ that owes more than a little to better films Single White Female and Fatal Attraction. Minka Kelly is Sara, a college freshman at the University of Los Angeles, fresh off the plane form Idaho and seeking a degree in fashion. She is the seemingly perfect girl. At least that’s what her crazy dorm mate Rebbecca believes, leading to an obsessive relationship that eventually turns to murder. If that plot description sounds derivative that’s because it is. The cinematography is particularly flat and director Christian E. Christiansen has unwisely chosen to shot the film almost entirely in close-ups. I’m not sure if this was a stylistic move to induce a sense of invasion, or voyeurism, but it becomes an annoyance very early on. Read the rest of this entry →

 

Vanishing on 7th Street (2010) – Review

May 19, 2011 in Horror, Reviews

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2 1/2 Stars

The first hour of ‘Vanishing on 7th Street’ is so mesmerizing and full of atmospheric intensity it seems impossible that the filmmakers can keep it up and alas I regret to report they can not. The final twenty-five minutes are so underwhelming and underwritten that it nearly destroys what up to that point has been a truly creepy experience. Director Brad Anderson (The Machinist) seems to be paying homage (or ripping off) Polanski, Stephen King and about the entire oeuvre of John Carpenter. Not too mention the German expressionist films of the 1920′s-30′s.
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Scream (1996) – Review

April 14, 2011 in Horror, Reviews

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4 Stars

‘Scream’ became the horror film that saved the genera and a box-office phenomenon that single handily resurrected the career of Wes Craven. If you don’t believe me look no further than 1995′s ‘Vampire in Brooklyn’ to witness how low both Craven and the horror genera had stooped. Working from a juicy script by then unknown writer Kevin Williamson, the sly and witty dialogue became a hallmark defining the series and all of Williamson’s other work. TV actors Campbell, Cox and Arquette were cast because of their low-paychecks and a small but loyal fan-bases. The biggest name in the cast was Drew Barrymore who doesn’t have more than ten minutes of screen time. The fact that Dimension films sold the movie with her name above the title is further proof they had very little hope for this picture.
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Scream 2 (1997) – Review

April 14, 2011 in Horror, Reviews

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3 1/2 Stars

An excellent follow-up to the surprise hit ‘Scream’. This sequel is full of the same suspense, humor and knowing homage that made the first film such an effective experience. Set one year after the events of the previous picture, Sidney (Campbell) is heading off to college even though she is still traumatized and sees ‘Ghost-faced’ killers from time to time. Not before long bodies start piling up around her and once again Sidney is the target for a masked murderer bent on harassing her more than attacking. Kevin Williamson’s script is clever and innovative coupled with Wes Craven’s masterful direction, the pinnacle being an extended opening sequence involving a couple on a date to a scary movie. It’s so over-the-top it almost reaches operatic levels. I mean that as a compliment.
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Scream 3 (2000) – Review

April 14, 2011 in Horror, Reviews

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2 Stars

A tired and overly confusing entry in the ‘Scream’ series. All the major cast returns in this second sequel that debuted three years after the original, yet feels stale. During production on a movie titled ‘Stab’ based on the book by news reporter and ‘Scream’ survivor Gale Weather (Cox), cast members are being picked off one by one. It takes awhile for the characters to catch on, but eventually it’s discovered that the order of murders is echoing past events. Hollywood and the horror genre itself are effectively satirized in Ehren Kruger’s mediocre script. Director Wes Craven often uses the same visual gags and tricks he resorted to in the earlier films and it comes off as nothing more than perfunctory here.
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Whatever Happened to Pete Blaggit (2011) – Review

March 23, 2011 in Drama, Horror, Reviews

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3 Stars

The best way to describe ‘Whatever Happened to Pete Blaggit’ would be to say it’s as if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost made ‘Donnie Darko’, especially as two of the main cast bear a striking resemblance to the duo. The film harkens back to the days of strange 90′s indie fare, ‘Cemetery Man’ comes to mind.

The plot opens into the world of narcissistic mean-spirited Pete Blaggit. It explains that his life was happy, but now no one can even stand being around him. There is much comedy in the opening as Pete and his brother Eugene’s commercial plays for their wedding videography company. Then we see just what an ass Pete has become as he singlehandedly destroys a wedding, making the bride break down in tears. Again there are some hilarious moments in there. Read the rest of this entry →

 

The Chaos Experiment (2009) – Review

January 20, 2011 in Drama, Horror, Reviews

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2 1/2 Stars

Producer/director Philippe Martinez steps behind the camera with surprisingly effective results in this moody, intense and very unsettling horror/drama. Combining equal parts police procedural and Saw, somehow it works. Due in no small part to outstanding performances from underrated screen vets Val Kilmer and Armand Assante. Both are at the height of their game here. A juicy script by Robert Malkani gives each a chance to show their depth as actors and both are equally up to the task. Read the rest of this entry →

 

Season of the Witch (2011) – Review

January 6, 2011 in Action, Horror, Reviews

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2 Stars

An interesting premise is ultimately squandered by poor execution. Season of the Witch could have had the potential to be worth watching. Instead it meanders around pointlessly between action and horror, never quite committing enough to the latter to be truly frightening. Nicolas Cage and Ron Pearlman star as knights returning home from a long quest only to find their homeland ruined by the Black Plague. Luckily there is a way to rid Europe of the disease, they must accompany an accused witch to a far off monastery, where a sacred ritual is to be performed. They encounter many obstacles along their journey including bad CGI, possessed wolves and a pedestrian script. Read the rest of this entry →

 

Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) – Review

November 6, 2010 in Horror, Reviews

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2 1/2 Stars

The follow up to the sleeper hit of 2009 is an adequate successor. Full of tense moments and a few ‘gotcha’ sequences that managed to give this reviewer the goose bumps. This time the story follows the life of a suburban couple, their teenage daughter and infant son. After finding their home ransacked the couple decides to install security cameras throughout their house. The concept is clever and its execution is done with skill. However the novelty is wearing thin, too many times the editing falls into a familiar pattern of showing you the pool, front door, kitchen, then nursery. Read the rest of this entry →

 

Blade II (2002) – Review

September 20, 2010 in Action, Horror, Reviews

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4 Stars

The second film in the ‘Blade’ series ranks amongst the best comic book films of all time. Director Guillermo del Toro taking over for Stephen Norrington brings a lighter more confident touch to the proceedings. A strong script by David S. Goyer follows Blade (the day walking vampire hunter) as he forms a pact with the Vampire clan in order to combat a more viscous breed of mutated bloodsuckers. Wesley Snipes gives his all to the title role Read the rest of this entry →

 

Snakes On a Plane (2006) – Review

September 19, 2010 in Horror, Reviews

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2 1/2 Stars

The infamous film that became a internet sensation before its release, is nothing more than a high concept. A laughable script and (intentionally?) bad acting make this an ok midnight movie. Samuel Jackson is a federal agent transporting an eyewitness to testify against a mob boss. His mode of transportation…a plane. Apparently this mob boss has people from the airline on his payroll, they load the plane’s cargo bay full of poisonous snakes. Read the rest of this entry →

 

Piranha 3-D (2010) – Review

August 25, 2010 in Horror, Reviews

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3 1/2 Stars

Aleandre Aja homage to the Roger Corman B movie and 80′s underwater ‘Creature Feature’ is a cheerfully distasteful and pitch perfect horror comedy. With some of the best use of 3D this side of ‘Avatar’. Pic starts out with an attack on a lonely fisherman, played by Richard Dreyfuss in a knowing nod to Spielberg’s classic. In fact the basic plot is very similar to the Original ‘Jaws’, sea creatures attack horny teenagers during spring-break at sleepy lake town in Arizona. Elisabeth Shue is the town sheriff who discovers the washed up bodies of early victims and attempts to warn the masses of the dangers awaiting them in the water. Read the rest of this entry →

 

Splice (2010) – Review

June 3, 2010 in Horror, Reviews, SciFi

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3 Stars

Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley are geneticists and lovers overseeing the creation of a new life form in director Vincenzo Natali’s latest sci-fi/horror hybrid. Not content with the progress they’ve made in their research before corporate backers have decided to stop funding, Polley mixes in human DNA and creates a living creature. At a rapidly accelerated growth rate it goes from arm- less beast with tail stinger to something that resembles a bizarrely attractive female humanoid. The film is beautifully shot and the special effects by Robert Munroe are unsettling and astoundingly effective. Read the rest of this entry →

 

A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) – Review

April 30, 2010 in Horror, Reviews

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3 Stars

The updated version of Wes Craven’s classic 1984 horror film is a satisfying trip back to Elm St.. Working from a fairly faithful screenplay by writers Wesley Strick and Eric Heisserer, director Samuel Bayer and producer Michael Bay have given the picture a glossy look and a few hallucinatory dream-scapes that are beautifully eerie. The return of Freddy Kruger is handled nicely by veteran actor Jackie Earle Haley, his version of the iconic villain is less camp more creepy pedophile. Read the rest of this entry →

 

Deadfall Trail (2009) – Review

March 24, 2010 in Drama, Horror, Reviews

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3 Stars

Deadfall Trail breaks the current low budget mold and brings back the good old days of 1990′s indie flicks. Director Roze has created one hell of a calling card with this film. Granted Deadfall Trail was shot on video (Red camera, if you can really count that as video), and in most instances there is a dead giveaway to that, although the picture quality and lighting are stunning. Cinematographer Tari Segal has captured the wilderness in such a way that you feel as if you’re there. This isn’t a movie filmed on a soundstage, but in the mountains just beyond your own backyard. Read the rest of this entry →

 

The Wolfman (2010) – Review

February 28, 2010 in Horror, Reviews

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2 1/2 Stars

An atmospheric look and clever use of lighting and sound design elevate an uninspired script by Andrew Kevin Walker and David Self. Director Joe Johnston keeps the narrative moving along at a brisk pace. However the gratuitous violence sometimes depicted as cartoonish and other times gruesomely realistic, rob the film of any consistent tone. Benicio Del Toro is mis-cast as an English heir who is bitten by the Wolf and quickly begins transforming into a night creature himself. Read the rest of this entry →

 

Jennifer’s Body (2009) – Review

February 24, 2010 in Horror, Reviews

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1 Star

Everyone loved the dialogue from Juno, but Diablo Cody’s cheap Joss Whedon wannabe talk is never at its worst than in Jennifer’s Body. Hats off to casting Megan Fox though, who’s vapid personality actually suites Cody’s words. There are some choice lines spoken by Fox’s character in the film, but they are lost in an ocean of bad ones. Never really funny, scary or just plain entertaining, this movie is a complete mess. Read the rest of this entry →

 

Zombieland (2009) – Review

February 6, 2010 in Horror, Reviews

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3 1/2 Stars

Zombieland is pure fun for any zombie movie lover out there. From the rules of staying alive told to us by our timid hero Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), or Tallahassee’s (Woodie Harrelson) insane appetite for zombie killing, this movie delivers both action and laughs. Jesse Eisenberg does a better version of Michael Cera than Michael Cera. Woodie Harrelson is both tough and lovable. The chemistry between these two on the screen really brings this film to life. Read the rest of this entry →

 

Paranormal Activity (2009) – Review

February 1, 2010 in Horror, Reviews

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3 Stars

Kate (Featherston) and Micah (Sloat) are a young couple living together for the first time only to discover that an unwanted presence appears nightly. The sleeper hit of fall 2009 divided audiences upon its theatrical release. Those who were unnerved by the atmospheric tone and palpable sense of impending dread, and others who felt the ‘Blair Witch’ style storytelling and amateurish acting was laughable.  Read the rest of this entry →

 

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